The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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