On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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