Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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