so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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