Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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