i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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