this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Randomize
