You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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