I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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