He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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