Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
she told me i tasted like america
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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