Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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