Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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