In the future we'll all be gay
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
