turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Help me help you realize you are a moron
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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