Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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