After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Randomize
