But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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