What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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