Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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