do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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