Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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