Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
This house was built for laser tag.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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