I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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