Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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