But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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