it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
Randomize
