Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
did you get engaged???
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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