I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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