That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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