Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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