The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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