I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Randomize
