i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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