He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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