Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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