I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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