Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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