If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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