where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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