I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
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