I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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