There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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