So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
We need to rekindle our bromance
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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