her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
and she was petting her beer can
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Randomize