So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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