problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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