Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
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