Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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