how can u be prego again
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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