btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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