HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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