drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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