two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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