I want to stick my p in your. b.
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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