Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Dignity is for republicans.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Randomize
