I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
there was a trapeze. enough said
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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