when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
