just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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