new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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